martes, septiembre 25, 2007

pussy

domingo, septiembre 23, 2007

on october 10 vote mixed member proportional

Why change our voting system?

voter apathy - do you really feel represented
does your vote really count
it could under a mixed member proportional system

the electoral process we use currently dates back to the 11th century
compared to NOT voting it was fair and effective

that was then
this is now
it's time for change
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Simple math?

the last time a majority government
was elected by a majority of voters in ontario was 1937
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in 1995 the mike harris conservatives
formed a majority government
with only 45% of ontario's entire votes
the current system afforded them
66% of the elected seats at queens park
that same election
the opposition got 55% of the actual votes cast
but only 34% of the seats
that doesn't add up
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in 1990 the NDP formed a majority government
with 38% of the votes
in 2003 the liberals formed a majority government
with 46% of the votes
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enabling a government that is not accountable
to the majority of voters
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a mixed member proportional system
ensures fairer representation
every vote counts
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on october 10th
you will have the opportunity to cast a vote that will truly matter
vote for the alternative
vote for a mixed member proportional system
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want more information?
get it here.

jueves, septiembre 20, 2007

baby is awesome - mom's are doing fine

more breaking news in the world of
"thank god this isn't 20 years ago"
jayden is here
a healthy happy little boy
mom's are doing fine
he's a very lucky little man
my brother from another mother and another mother

domingo, septiembre 16, 2007

terry fox run for cancer research

this was my first terry fox run
since the original "marathon of hope" started in 1980
-
the black dog that is cancer
has finally shit in my yard
and suddenly it seems like the right thing to do
it feels a little like actually doing something
because cancer in people close to you
can leave you feeling
powerless
like all you can do is hope
-
me and maya
bre and her mom were there
garth the gurls were out on jewelgurl's behalf
while she remained at home
waiting to feel a little bit better
waiting to see if it's gone
"one good day ten bad days" she says
-
my dad lost his brother in august
the healthiest uncle i had
physically active mentally positive
the black dog found him anyway
and ate him up
"it's a bit of a new bike type event" andrew said
people, pets, firetrucks, firemen, friends, family,
bbq, live music, a juggler,
even an elephant










sweet jimmy swinghammer says
you do not want to be following the elephant
no sir you don't

in the true spirit of terry fox - who quit before he finished his run

i didn't intend to do the entire 10k walk
i was wearing $5 footwear
and planning a shortcut home
but
my father who walks with a cane
and jewelgurl's crew with garth's bad back and the kids little legs taking two steps to our every one
they were so committed and determined
that 10 k seemed like the right thing to do
until somewhere around
kilometer 7
we were all sufferin' a little more than a little
each of us
for reasons of our own
garth began to take the signs they put up to encourage us personally

his back however was in enough pain that bending to pose for this picture didn't look so good

i thought we might have to steal some kid's wagon out of their yard and pull him home in it

we made it through though - 10 kilometers
each of us
for our own reasons
under our own steam
feeling good
like
maybe
we had done something to help
let's hope it does

Etiquetas:

sábado, septiembre 15, 2007

labyrinth

found this on a recent road trip
behind an anglican church
outside ottawa
in kanata
in some eastern religions and greek mythology
it is believed the labyrinth offers inexplicable healing properties

to those who choose to follow it's bends and turns
in quiet contemplation

the design
is said to symbolize the twists and turns of life's journey
with a single entrance representing birth
inevitably leading to a center point
which represents
enlightenment maybe or a symbolic arrival of sorts
but probably death
regardless
it's a very meditative and pacifying quarter of a kilometer
i want one

miércoles, septiembre 12, 2007

images of the orono fair

rides and games
furry friends
and fun
at the orono fair

once upon a time when jimmy was a teenager

randy and i looked after the old macdonald farm petting zoo at the orono fair

it was a great way to pick up "chicks" - pun intended but seriously - gurls love cute fuzzy animals - we had it made

contemplating the upside down spinning puke hammer ride they call the zipper

maybe not such a good idea

martes, septiembre 11, 2007

police remove sweet jimmy from oshawa ribfest

oshawa ribfest 2007
-
half rack of ribs please
with a side order of oppression
and a charter of rights and freedoms violation
to choke it down with
-
sweet jimmy riblover, diana, emily, breanna, and her friend carly
arrive at ribfest
and encounter a sign at the entrance

no gang colours
no gang clothing
-

-i'm wearing the t-shirt pictured above

which denotes support for the hell's angels motorcycle club
which means it was only a matter of time
before i was asked to leave
and advised that if i didn't
i would be charged with trespassing
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trespassing is a provincial offence - a fine - no criminal record
if you camp on a campsite without paying
you get the same charge
big deal
-
however
when it comes to policing "bikers" the dance is different
cops don't mind violating a civil right or two
or colluding with their peers to file a bogus charge
or two
then they feed the mainstream media
erroneous information relating to these charges
which supports a misinformed publicly manufactured sensational fear based image of an entire group of individuals
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what isn't reported
is that weeks and months later
most of these charges are dropped in court
-
subsequently
to the general public
the innocent
remain guilty as charged
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this day was to be a family outing - not a civil rights protest
bre brought a friend
so we gotta act normal right
i can't be hauled off to jail for wearing a t-shirt
and trying to make a point
-
reluctantly i hand my dinner to diana
and the cops escourt me off the property
every last step
-
i forage through the van for any other t-shirt to wear
and there's only one
my rarely worn in public "pot heads union local 420" t-shirt
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freedom of association is suffering a weary battle
waged by budget hungry media manipulating cops
pimping fear and a bad guy scapegoat to support their organizations
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but even in durham
where many of the cops are cowboys
with hard-on's instead of horses
freedom of speech remains alive and well
-
i walked back onto the grounds
smiled at the cops who asked me to leave
and said sarcastically
"that's better isn't it boys"
pointing at the huge pot leaf on my shirt
-
and they
had no choice
but to say
it was
even though
it wasn't
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because not all "bikers" are bad guys
just like rotarians/masons/shriners/kinsmen
are not all good guys
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motorcycle clubs
are motorcycle clubs
not gangs

sweet jimmy riblover


what the police (and jimmy) didn't know
is that diana diana diana beautiful diana
was wearing a big red machine thong
seriously
she lifted up her skirt in the van when we were leaving
and there it was
sexy support wear
(she won't let me post the upskirt panty pics we took)
i laughed so hard it hurt
sweet jimmy's favorite
turtle jacks
hands down the best ribs i ever tasted
every bite was divine
and yes
that is a police cruiser in my rearview mirror
following us off the property
pork patrol

miércoles, septiembre 05, 2007

bre's got dog on her blog

she and her mom are adopting
clay the cattle dawg

domingo, septiembre 02, 2007

tyrone mill

the tyrone mill
north of bowmanville
is hot

with a selection of hot sauces like i've never seen anywhere else

colon cleaner hotsauce for yer arse and ass kickin' hot for yer nuts













canned goods, baked goods, ice cream, fresh off the rack apple cider doughnuts,
and
i'll tell you again ladies
whether they're pimpin' hot or cold

sábado, septiembre 01, 2007

high in dream park


blunts, blanket, burgundy wine, beautiful brainy babe, and the bard

shakespeare in the park
a night of
"tragical mirth"
front row center - beneath the stars - on the knotty blanket
close enough to have our wine annointed with glittery fairy dust

this contemporized version of midsummer's night dream
was brilliantly performed and interpreted
the entire theater roared with laughter over and over
as the play grabbed our attention
in ways that i'm sure would have pleased the playwright
and it never let go
frenzied and brilliant
subtle and clever

i've enjoyed many live performances
but this
without exception
i enjoyed more than of any of them


then as we lingered our way out of highpark
we met lysander and then titania and then bisby and bottom
casual conversation with a very personable enthusiastic
and talented cast
i expect to see them again here or there
i was hoping to see the blonde fairy
she used to play loonette from the big comfy couch
and something about loonette makes me
weird
but that truly is another story for another time

some things you gotta do twice

somethings you need to do more than twice
oh yes - yes you do
and other things you shouldn't even do once
but this is not that
i enjoyed the show so much
that i insisted breanna go with me the next night
as promised
she laughed a lot
just like shakespeare intended
only better