miércoles, enero 31, 2007

grandma's and their grandchildren

martes, enero 30, 2007

life

a series of moments
experiences to feel
lessons to be learned
precious
fragile
unpredictable
unforgiving
and
temporary
...
life is now
or else
because
tomorrow is nothing more
than a promise insincerely whispered
by our expectations

domingo, enero 28, 2007

boombotty


if you see this man
look away

pride

i've done things i'm not proud of
and some of
what i am proud of
is disgusting

sábado, enero 27, 2007

exclusive photo of jimmy's juicy steaming hot meat

roast beast with sweet potatos
yummy

viernes, enero 26, 2007

satisfied

the day i stop breathing
i'll be satisfied

jueves, enero 25, 2007

the amazing race - dvd game night


it's a fun game with trivia and challenges
my fav is when they do 30 sec clips from the show
and you have to recall random details
it's also fun cause i won
(i'm always getting my ass kicked at crazy eights)

domingo, enero 21, 2007

the VITAMAN guinea pig

she usually brings something that smells nice
but last time
it's this vitaman stuff - it's new she says
tell me what you think
now i'm not so sure i'm the right kinda guy
to be testing this stuff
it's more for the high maintenance self absorbed product monkey
but
she asked nice

so i hooked up the shave creme with my face - it wasn't creamy at all - more like a lotion - kinda strange feeling - no lather

which is kinda good because i didn't slather it all over my face and get it in my ears like i do with the fun foamy shit

despite a new blade in the mach 3 - the first pull was an attention grabber and i'm thinking right away "i don't like this very much"

but then

before that first stroke was done the lotion slipped inbetween the blades and it got real smooth and the odd texture/lack of foam was no longer an issue - it works nice and smells real clean - there's nothing wrong with it

the real winner however is the aftershave balm

right away it smells like the right thing to do - fruity but not "frou frou" and wet like cool rain

then i put it on my face - good lord yes - involuntary pleasure noises escape my lips - my eyes close - head goes back - and i massage it - and i don't want to stop

fresh cool wet soothing cleansing

i went back for more but the little sampler tube was empty dammit

later at work i asked one of the gurls who has touched me intimately many times to "feel my face"

it wasn't what she said - which was "what!?" followed by "mmmmm - that's REALLY smooth" - it was how she said it and the sexy lingering look that followed

goddamn

VITAMAN - get yours at The Bay baybee

tell them swinghammer sent you

viernes, enero 19, 2007

who do that fondu for you?

who do that fondu on asu - we do that fondu on asu - do you

hands down the banana in the chocolate was the yummiest

we got marshmallows and teddy grahams to make a smore like thing (that was good too) but eventually it turned into a "lets use the candle to roast marshmallows" type situation

click here for another pic of jesticle's tongue

breanna: in the same paper twice

on the front page no less

that's my little girl kicking that boy's ass down the hill

happy birthday baybee

jueves, enero 18, 2007

plague of madness

only the filthy and fermented will survive this dirty trip he said
the dumb will die and the ignorant will live forever
but
when the music finally stops
we will
meet again
dancing nude on the moon
howling at the sun

miércoles, enero 17, 2007

downtown...again

lately
the only people spending more time downtown than sweet jimmy
are the whores pimps and dealers
-
it's happened before
-
in the background you see the downtown toronto Bay store
on the wall you see ad's for euphoria - my new favorite perfume
essences of black orchid - very very sexy yummy
in the red car
behind my igloo on wheels
is my fiend the fragrance department manager from The Bay in barrie
she's the reason i smell so good
we got wind of this movie - pun intended - sorry
based on the book "perfume"
one of kurt kobain's favorite books - inspired the nirvana song "scentless apprentice"
very ambitious
to create a movie that depends on visual and auditory stimulus to convey a story about the intricacies and mysterious power of scent
sexy, enthralling, repulsive, beautiful, edifying and at times visually stunning
-

pig in the city

the purple pig is always at the waterfront ribfest in oshawa - i found the restaraunt quite by accident - pulled pork mmmmmmmmmmmm

-

cumming soon!!!

a new movie from quentin tarantino

april 6 2007

sweet.

evil

whenever i have to choose between two evils...
i like to try the one i've never tried before
mae west

martes, enero 16, 2007

season of the weird

number 3 in the "co-worker series"

number 1 - number 2 - number 4

lunes, enero 15, 2007

Breanna: consider my love for incredible you



happy 13th birthday

wow!

is it like that for you babe?

words kinda don't work - i love you so much miss breanna emily

i am so proud

watching you grow
change
become
and live

your laughter
your observations
your insight
your mistakes
your victories great and small

the things we do
the things we've done
opportunities we share
our conversations

i cherish everything that is you

the friend
the student
the daughter
the cousin
the babysitter
the grandchild
the lover of pets music and msn
the stylish teenager
the special peaceful compassionate soul

the gurl i've known for 13 years
is not so much my little gurl anymore
but every bit my little gurl just the same

so independent now
and more so with everyday that passes

i wish you courage and peace and wisdom and strength

you are good people miss breanna
remain true to you always and all ways
have faith have hope have dreams have fun

my breezy
my baby

like a pop can
to the moon and back again
consider this...my love for incredible you
and for sure
as long as i'm living
my baby you'll be

yours
truly overwhelmed
with all the love and respect a father could ever have

dad oxo

-

domingo, enero 14, 2007

futher mucker

-sweet jimmy swinghammer-
it's a little bit outlaw
in here...

sábado, enero 13, 2007

chernobyl sunset

take yer mason drinkin jar out of the freezer
pour it a quarter full with the cheapest chilled russian vodka you can get comrade
fill to 3/4 full with orange juice
add maraschino cherries
-
at least one for every gurl in the room
and a couple more for good measure
-
then add chino cherry juice
till the jar is not quite full
add ice or don't
stir it up
admire the glowing sunset colours swirling round n round
-
it looks like a sunset tonight
feels like a disaster tomorrow

jueves, enero 11, 2007

have you...

have you...
forsaken what is right,
for what is easy?

goddamn snake

i'm not afraid of snakes - afraid is entirely the wrong word
-
but i don't like them
and this one doesn't like me
-
"i don't love my kids that much" she says in reference to the snake as a christmas present for breanna - and i laugh - and she says - more sreious this time - "no really, i don't love my kids that much"
-
i thought i loved my daughter that much - but i'm starting to wonder
this crazy serpent futher mucker really doesn't like me
we have issuessssssssss

miércoles, enero 10, 2007

the mushrooms - they're on fire

sopranos

season one episode one and two

make no mistake
-

a true work of art
immediate pop culture classic

the symbolism
the story
the powerful imagery
the dialogue
the music

shadows and darkness
the bridging between then and now
electric
with relevance
charm
and believability

the belly button dream – when tony’s penis falls off
he’s running around looking for the guy who used to fix his car
to put his penis back on
and a bird swoops down
steals it
and then
after a very patient pause
the psychiatrist asks

“what kind of bird”

god damn man that's funny stuff

I stopped watching sopranos after awhile
like season two or three sometime
it was a passive act – I didn’t miss it really

a moral repulsion to all the violence and illegal activity I guess
my timid disposition grew weary

but tonight
trapped in a helpless world of sleeplessness

again

A&E is pimping season one episode one
and i’m hooked all over

big pussy little pussy
here comes the prozac
the language of violence
the spirit of honor
the power of “our thing” over individuality

a story about the times when wrong is right...under the circumstances

brilliant thank you very much

“hope comes in many forms”

lunes, enero 08, 2007

what matters most to you?


CSI - game night


GRISSOM!!!

bre has her special way of saying it - love it

we watch it often - even the episodes we've seen before
my mom says they watch it 98% of the time it's on
whenever i hit "guide" on the satallite remote
it's on there somewhere

so i got bre the board game for christmas
and
we played it at grandma's
-

awkward at first n

but still fun nonetheless

we got 7 more cases to solve

domingo, enero 07, 2007

i want you to know

i love the way you laugh
and i'm broken
like you
like a promise
-
loneliness
is subtle
and evil
and supports many flavours of dysfunction
-
what's your favorite flavour
-
do you take the time to taste it
-
or does it just make you feel better

viernes, enero 05, 2007

everyman


everyman's life
ends the same way
it is the details in how he lived his life
that makes him different
from everyman

paraphrased from Ernest Hemmingway

skating at nathan phillip's rectangle


imax downtown - night at the museum

the imax experience
the paramount vip experience
and
the downtown toronto experience
-
words soon
-

jueves, enero 04, 2007

dawg dawg dawg

you can say anything to a dawg
and no matter how foolish it is
the dawg will always give you this look that says
...
"my god you're right! i never would have thought of that."

miércoles, enero 03, 2007

sweetjimmysunset

sunset
from the wooden bridge

and below

the moon rising in the east

(if you look carefully just above the center of the horizon - that's the moon coming up as the sun goes down)

between jan 3rd and 5th - keep your eyes to the skies - the farmers almanac says there will be meteor showers - the most active this year - meteor showers mean shooting stars -

shooting stars

and making wishes

martes, enero 02, 2007

a cool breeze comin' down...

lunes, enero 01, 2007

resolutions

if you resolve
to give up smoking and drinking and any other degree of earthly communal pleasure you care to include
you don't actually live longer
it just seems longer

me

i resolve to start making commitments as soon as i think i can keep one