domingo, mayo 31, 2009

i've been a BAD boy

i've done some things i'm not proud of
and some of what i am proud of
is disgusting
-
but this is not about that
this was the 2009
12th annual BAD ride
to raise funds for gta distress centers
it's a big bad event
with a lot of people wearing a lot of stylish dead cow
there were over 1000 riders
and even one dog
who collectively raised over $200,000
and got to hang out with hooters girls
and mike bullardall of whom
were very friendly with sweet jimmy

sábado, mayo 30, 2009

cottage life - facebook this



jueves, mayo 28, 2009

damn you satan - where's my dinner

miércoles, mayo 27, 2009

that's what happens

when a fleshy bit
touches the noisy shiny hot part on a motorcycle
even just for a second

first it gets juicy blisterythen it eventually gets torn up ugly

and then
it gets crusty scabby nasty
and that's
all i have to say about that

martes, mayo 26, 2009

happy birthday

if today is your birthday
this is for you
if today's not your birthday
it's still for you anyway

lunes, mayo 25, 2009

BAD ride - mental health matters

biker's supporting GTA crisis centers the BAD ride
-
"bikers against despair"
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we'll be there
the
diana diana diana
beautiful
diana
will be riding on my bitch pad
and let me tell you this kids
jimmy loves
a good gurl gone BAD
-
for sweet jimmy swinghammer's
personal bad ride sponsor page
-
this is not some
rinky-dink outlaw event
this is a corporately sponsored united way fund raiser
in it's 12th year of operation
-
your online donation
is secure
-
so
donate dammit
before may 28
because the next crisis - might be yours
i'm just saying

domingo, mayo 24, 2009

reflections

As you may well know
I have lusted savagely
For many things
In many ways
-
I have suckled the barbed nipple of injustice
Looked fear in the eye
And kissed misfortune with an open mouth
-
I have danced
With my face in the dirt
And felt the warmth of god’s sun
on my ass
-
I have wonderded and wandered
Close to home
Closer to the heart
And in far off lands
-
I have loved and been loved
Lived free
Given
Taken away
Cherished
Chastised
Remembered
Forgotten
Fallen down
Fallen up
and fallen apart

-
I am sweet jimmy swinghammer
and i know what it's like

sábado, mayo 23, 2009

daor nepo - looking back

directly below is the photo
county road nine outside garden hill
looking east

you can see a long way along the way

and randomly
diana diana diana beautiful diana
suggests
we ride to the furthest point you can see in the photo
-
so we did

then we turned around

and took a picture

the vantage point for the picture directly above
is that far off spot on the horizon
in the original picture at the top of this post
-
about 10 mins outside of bewdley
home of
Rhino's Roadhouse

riding into town

you could smell good ribs right away

and jimmy knows good ribs

-

this day however

we had free burgers from harveys for lunch

so no ribs for jimmy

but

watch for a rhino roadhouse rib review

coming soon

viernes, mayo 22, 2009

the barn - durham's largest indoor yard sale

if treasure hunting is in yer blood
you don't want to miss out on
the barn in kendal

it's full of stuff

antiques furniture tools houseware collectibles

vinyl records

books

old stuff
odd stuff
and even odder stuff
or unique maybe
you decide
905 983 5320 -or- 905 244 9931
candale@hotmail.com
6759 newtonville road, kendal, ontario
-
click here
to find out how to get there

jueves, mayo 21, 2009

decriminalization - mental health matters

in Portugal 10 years ago
they decriminalized narcotics posession
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people found guilty of possessing small amounts of drugs
are sent to a panel
a psychologist, social worker and legal adviser
jail time was replaced with the offer of therapy
-
incarceration they found
is far more expensive than treatment
so why not give drug addicts
health services instead
-
know what they've learned over the last 10 years?
they've learned that it works
-
-

martes, mayo 19, 2009

chicken butt

domingo, mayo 17, 2009

kids (and grandma's) love bubbles


sábado, mayo 16, 2009

it's bad to be sad

it's bad
to be sad
and
supporting GTA mental health crisis services
-
having to tell you again
would make me sad
and it's bad
to be sad
so
-
thank-you
to those who already have
as you know
you will be rewarded in the after-life

viernes, mayo 15, 2009

reasons for retakes