lunes, julio 30, 2007

primitive designs and another thing

it's just one thing after another
and here's another
i've been dreaming about getting a motorcycle
primitive designs has this kewl life size wooden replica of a harley
for the same price as a 1978 oil leaking suzuki 750 gt
i think i'd rather ride the wooden harley











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i love when diana gets that kittykat look in her eye
almost as much as i love the reasons she gets that look
if you ever see that girl in the painting
please
get her number for us
below is the "snapper bench"
and no...that is not a crotch shot on the snapper bench
as clever and sexy as that might be
it's a skort

polynesian pork and pina colada


the primitive designs experience
left us feeling a little exotic
we bought coconut fru fru drink things
diana drink master hooked us up
with delicious pina coladas
and i bluffed my way through a delicious
peanut soya ginger pineapple frenzy
we call polynesian pork

mmmmmmmmmmmmm
then we had desert - a few times
with unquenchable lust in our hearts
ask me for the recipe

sábado, julio 28, 2007

random visits

i'll let you touch my naughty bits
if you can guess whose super cool back porch
we're chillin' on
here's a hint
they say i'm cute...for a boy
and
oddly enough
you've seen their garden elf featured on this blog before

click on the pic for the answer

thanks for the laughs - great place - love you guys

jimmy is on VACATION

and
doin' it doggie style

jueves, julio 26, 2007

circus circus

we got the ringside seats
so close you could feel the elephants breathing
which made me a little nervous
i didn't exactly hate it
but i'm not looking forward to the next time either
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andrew and emily loved the show
and were so cute together

the show was electrifying and fun

and sometimes shocking

there were these two little kids that they twirled round and round on a pole - so fast - if one of them had've fallen off they would have flown from whitby to bowmanville
and there was the little gurl they threw up in the air with their feet - everytime she landed
she looked relieved and just as surprised as we were
andrew could hardly watch


animal rights organizations are all over circus'
making sure the animals are treated safely and humanely
but
i'm not sure who's looking out for these bastard gypsy kids
the circus uses as props to get the really big oooooze and awwwwze
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i think i heard the ringmaster say they're columbian street kids
and the circus is some kind of work program funded by shriners and the united states drug enforcement agency
to keep orphaned children from becoming
dope smugglers and prostitutes











or maybe he said
"ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages welcome to the greatest show on earth"
whatever

what's important to you

fifty years from now
the only thing that will matter
is that i was important in the learning laughter
and life of a child

miércoles, julio 25, 2007

kids like wet part 2 - nephew andrew

this is a new feature to blogger

movies

martes, julio 24, 2007

this might not be a smart thing to do

but it is funny


hell may come

and i do love her so

lunes, julio 23, 2007

monkeying around in peterbourough

just a random road trip type thing
diana didn't get to do the lift-lock trip in public school
so that was reason enough
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we went treasure hunting at "value pillage"
you never know what you'll find

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we puttered around - played some minigolf - and had our asses handed to us by the diana even though she's crippled up due to injury - she's practicing for the annual golf day with our coworkers - getting her pretty little game face on and everything

breanna did some rock climbing - right to the top twice - very impressive

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ooo
ooo

ee
ee
EEEEEEK!!!

i don't know what diana was hoping to find
in the arsehole of that monkey she bought
but
i like that she likes monkeys
it's my sign on the chineese zodiac
and sweet jimmy says
a little ass play never hurts
unless you want it to
WEAR ME LIKE A PUPPET GODAMMIT - HARDER

haha sorry - flash back
- we ate at the spagetti house - which we won't do again
too slow - poor value for money - creepy waiter
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but
overall
it was a cake kinda day
with beautiful sunset icing to top it off

viernes, julio 20, 2007

goddamn she's beautiful



the goddess diana

getting my phreak on

miércoles, julio 18, 2007

kids like wet

almost as much as sweet jimmy likes WET
but that truly is another story
for another time

my nephew didn't stop running in circles and yelling like a happy banshee the entire time












ummm...ewww?

if you like this check this one out too

martes, julio 17, 2007

sweet jimmy's first baby shower

baby shower...goddamn...it was raining babies
i brought a gift and desert
i didn't know you bring actual babies
i brought my baby but she's all grown up
had i known i coulda figured something outand it seems if you don't bring a baby
you're brewing one
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so what the hell is sweet jimmy swinghammer doing at a baby shower?
isn't the timeless baby shower one of those
sacred bastions of the feminine domain?
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the times they are a changin'
let me tell you a story

rhonda and sue - breeders

breeding used to be the sacred bastion of heterosexuals
but not any more
these are liberating and exciting times we live in

despite the spelling error the bib says it all

my rhonda and sue are as gay as the sky is blue

they're a little queer too
but that's really another story for another time
individually they are incredible people
compassionate, sensitive, intelligent, funny, positive people
together they're incedibler
they love each other
i mean really love each other
it's a passionate and beautiful thing
i look forward to watchng them grow as moms
i don't know two people more deserving
or two people who have more to offer a child
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and now
with the mountain of gifts that arrive at a baby shower
they have that much more to offer