more pussy (willow) pictures

bees love pollen

they get right dumb and orgasmic about it

like in the photo below

bouncng around flying upsidedown in the shit

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what's your pollen baybee?

more pussy click here

she is the devil

now that we know why you're here

let me tell you this
she is the devil

born tempt and tease

to seduce and take your soul

to heights unknown

and depths unimagined
she is the devil

she loves you

she needs you
let me tell you this

now that we know why you're here
she is the devil

sent to love and hate

everything you do

everything you are
she is every wrong you've ever done

every line you ever crossed

every moment you ever feared

she is everything that's ever mattered

she wants you

she needs you

she hates you

she loves you
she

is

the

devil

she knows why you're here

and she's nothing

without you

what if you were blind, deaf, and couldn't speak

"the best and most beautiful things in the world can not be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."

- helen fuckin' keller -

everybody should get married at least once

the newlyweds

my brother and "aunt rhonda"

andrew (my 2 year old nephew) calls her "honey"

the boy is smooth already

just like uncle swinghammer

-

this happy couple

has been married longer than i am old

- creepy shit -

i can't imagine how horrible and wonderful that must be

nevertheless

they pulled together and threw a damn fine party

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that's cousin meg in the background and me and my grandma up front - grandma was married for a long time too - it runs in my family but missed me completely -

i have been unencumbered by matrimonial mayhem for quite some time - but i do know love - you better believe i do - unforgiving and unrepentant love

check the photo below... count how many of my relatives are giving me the finger - my grandma - god bless her - is the one with her back to me - waving her index finger

surrounded by the nicest people doing uncharacteristic things - it's the story of my life - it's liberating - loving it - living it

-of course no special event would be special without jimmy entertaining fiends in the party van and blowing up things with fireworks

done and done

swinghammer out

10-4

RAnDom BoY

tryst of thought

twist of thought

thoughts tested and twisted

you can only get

so far

with a mind tethered to reality
permissive progressive regressive degeneration of mind over matter

until matter doesn't mind

and the mind doesn't matter

more or less

because less is more

and random thought

is an insolent whore

who smells

a little froggy

when thinking

gets tweaked

and foggy

no mind no matter

and matter won't mind

when reality is

tested and twisted

trysted and tested

until

mind

over

matter

is

good gurls gone...bad

the dominican republic

may never be the same

sweetjimmy has been training team sweet young things

to excel at debauchery in the name of fun

give 'em hell gurls - miss ya

if it is so...be that thus

i am the devil
and i am just like you

touch me
and i shudder

every time you touch me i feel like i need more
everytime you touch me i feel like i'm being born

you are the devil
and i like you

i'm in brunette heaven - and then some

pretty gurls

party gurls

play with me

laugh with me

as fate winds it's way through the unplanned

the unimagined

and the unforgiving moments

that are our lives

-

bad boy blunts

bougelais

beautiful insight

and

brunettes

-

my life is brilliant

there's something in the water out london way

opseu convention freakshow = insane new fiends from london

"you closed the pool, i'm hot" he says

again the picture doesn't do it justice - you need to see the video

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there's definitly something in the water

joe.
and that's all i can say about that

joe is an enigma of sorts

-

but the anonymous criminal pictured below

she sat down at my table

and started a bookmaking racket

that would make even the sopranos envious

nice gurl

sweet jimmy took some action and made a little money

april 20th - 4/20 celebratory libation

4:20?

click the link above

sweetjimmysmokehammer

smokin a jay

in middle of the day

on the court house steps

doin' it right

the 420 way

legalize it click here for more info

diana diana diana - at least you're still pretty lol

diana

canadian idol contestant

she sings beautifully and soulfully...when she remembers the words

poor thing

nervous gurl had to redo

which is an automatic ticket home for more practice

but

they still let her sing

here's your lyrics...

I am unwritten,
can't read my mind,
I'm undefined
I'm just beginning,
the pen's in my hand,
ending unplanned

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Oh, oh, oh

I break tradition,
sometimes my tries,
are outside the lines
We've been conditioned to not make mistakes,
but I can't live that way

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find

Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten
The rest is still unwritten

lazy dawg

i am inspired

i've had this particular guitar for a couple years

pick it up now and then

pound out some power chord punk rock

play a few bass riffs i remember

then it sits unloved in some corner for awhile

they say as you get older it's good for your brain and longterm cognitive efficacy to learn a new language or a musical instrument

my efforts to retain spanish have been half hearted at best

but i'm currently inspired to learn to play the guitar like it's a woman waiting to be played

-
these are not guitar playing fingers though
no sir
i could tell you what they're good for
in fact i could give you a list of names
people who will tell you what they're very good for
but that's a story for another time - never mind that
-
in the world of guitar playing
i'm certain these fingers are the equivilent of having a handicap
nonetheless
i wanna do this thing
and i'm sure i'll only feel like corky for a little while

3o undisciplined mins tonight - including the unplugged power chord punkapalooza meltdown i have everytime i pick it up - i'm going to learn chord progressions though - eventually - but my finger tips are sore already - have to toughen them up some before i get too serious

tonight it's C major to A minor

tomorrow we'll see if i can remember which is which and where my fingers go

still my baby gurl

beyond dreams

with a heart that i once feared had lost it's capacity for love

i have found in her eyes

a woman i dared not even dream of

at a time when i had no idea what i was looking for

but knew very well how it should feel

she is grace

she is beauty

she completes me

in ways i did not know were unfinished...

silly-cybin

in the scheme of grand things
a bush in hand

is worth two in the bird
and good things

wait for those who come

but you shouldn't hear

everything you believe
because the fan

is going to hit the shit
when the i's are crossed

and the t's are dotted

the voices say
with fiends like you
who needs enemas

thankyou

or else

friday the 13th

retro-style metric chopper

...

it's only a matter of time

before you will be mine

...

v-twin classic

Port Dover - every Friday the 13th

gibberish?

i am

crazed

-

a dope fiend sex maniac freak type fool of a man

lost and found

unforgiven and unrepentant

-

i am the dog that will hump your leg

look you right in the eye

make you like it

and then run off to eat trash

from the neighbors yard

on garbage night

-

i am

that shiver when you pee

a whisper of decency

a brilliant idea

-

i am

what went wrong

though everything worked out right

the last time this time

was now

when now was never

and never made you cry

-

i am

the best time you will never have

-

everytime

-

because

-

i am

crazed

nuns with guns

brides of christ

shot-gun wedding?

i think this picture might be even funnier if you were ever disciplined by a nun in public school

fact or fiction

so you got a cop who "used to be" drug enforcement

now he's online

selling a book, dvd, newsletter and website

that promises to teach

how to

NOT

get busted

click the picture for the whole story at badcop.com

http://www.nevergetbusted.com/

"former" police officer barry cooper claims he believes the war on drugs is bad now and he'll teach you to circumvent law enforcement

just give him your name, credit card info, mailing address

FACT or FICTION

sweet jimmy swinghammer's advice:

never trust a cop

even if you're paying him - even if he's supposedly an "ex-cop" - if you don't have his balls in a sling hanging over your fireplace and the confirmed address of his wife, daughter, mother, sisters and his grandmother - don't trust him

never get busted again?

i smell an ambush

don't fuck around - if you want to be a criminal - get a real education - spend some time in jail or spend some time with people who have

modern day witch hunt

click the pic for the

Hells Angels News Page

get it? police bust? oh god don't make me explain it.

-

strength and respect to all the brothers in toronto getting raped by greasy pimp cop bastards and the sleazy courts working with them to marginalize the brotherhood as nothing more than a bunchofuckingcriminals

not all angels are bad my friends

remember when they burnt witches?

BIKERS ARE THE NEW WITCHES

you can have it both ways

"charming or pretty" he stated matter of factly
-
"you have to be one or the other" he held her in his eyes for a moment longer than necessary as his look deepened
and his smile embraced her
-
"otherwise" he paused and kissed her softly on the forehead
"otherwise you're just another one of the fish"
-
and they laughed
suddenly and together
-
he
like he was on fire
smoke gently billowing and swirling around his head
as the laughter consumed his moment
-
and she
like a manic angel
mischievious
pinching him
alive and radiant
with eyes full of desire
hungry for love
-
laughing
because they knew
-
she
has always been charming and pretty
and now
she would be his
and
the days would forever be theirs

he was born a genius

"he was born a genius, he was born with that charisma but he was a tormented soul - where does that come from? i don't know."

Anita - Hunter Thompson's first wife

final 24 on global last night

a chronical of HST's last 24 hours before his suicide

soul

a place without words
where dreams undreamt wait to be dreamed
where whispers of hope make love to our expectations
where lightness and darkness fill empty spaces
and feelings become who we are

springtime - love is in the air

round and round

the

female

trying to eat

at the feeder

while

the male

he tries to breed her

hungry

for

some she-dove love

in no mood

for food

just one horny bird

hard wired to

procreate and propagate

falling

sometimes

when i think i'm falling

the wind blowing my face

as i plummet through the air

i'm surprised to find

that

sometimes

i'm not falling at all

but flying

i don't care if it looks a buttplug she said...

JUST PLAY WITH ME DAMMIT !!!

bring me kisses god-dammit

love

like tender fruit

must be tasted

before

it's gone

family type dinner thing

-

the breanna is essential for entertaining these days

she made mousse and a chocolate cake

we had our own pasta bar thing going on

two kinds of pasta

three meats

two sauces

salad garlic toast

red wine

and

the grandparents

-

question - what is this...

it's a terrible way to have to spend the easter long weekend

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

poor fucker.

where do easter eggs come from daddy?

words that matter

Even after you walk away

I still feel you around me

When you hold my hand

I never wanna let go

-

When I hear you speak

I wish you were speaking to me

-

When you look into my eyes

I feel you inside me

-

When you touch me

I can feel myself falling

And when you kiss me

It feels as though nothing at all matters

-

When it comes to love

You make me wanna

You make me wanna spend every waking day

laughing, smiling,sharing

building memories together

-

When I think of you

it makes everything seem okay

as though the world will work around us

and we should never give up

on this thing called love

as lies become universal

the truth becomes revolutionary

glumbert.com - Shift Happens

jackass - the experience

we've been totally getting into jackass around here

i mean totally - maybe in a bad way

it started when jackass 2 was still in theaters

a pirated dvd crossed our paths

then there was the nightshifts with jackass 1 and 2

recently jess got the box set

a veritable endless jackass extravaganza

so what's the next step?

jackass the experience!!!

it's like this

i'm watching the disc 2 from the box set

they're "antiquing" one another

handfuls of flour thrown on the heads of helpless sleeping victims

i look over

jess is asleep

it was really too easy

pictures are so insufficient

ask me - i'll show you the video

wanting

who will listen
to my loose brained nonsense
and tolerate
this lust for beautiful things
who will see me
when

i
like used rosary beads
on a flea market table
feeling cheap and faithless
with no soul to protect
am wanting
something to pray for
something to believe in

and

someone who believes in me

another one for the coworker series

remember that time we do that fondu?

well jessticle do that fondu that looks like poo - this is what happens when you overheat the chocolate in a microwave

you should see what she can to with a hotpack in the microwave

i'd call her dangergurl if jesticle wasn't so perfect

- the co-worker photo series click here -

breanna's pick for chinese

on a rainy sunday

late lunch

sitting at the breakfast bar

with my baby girl

eating chinese take-out

truly cherishing the moment

with my baby girl

on

a rainy sunday

sweet jimmy is giving up dope booze and women

APRIL FOOLS!!!

who'd believe a story like that

i'm not a big norman rockwell fan really

but this painting named april fool is on my list

-

it's a little bit like

salvador dali

meets

norman rockwell

look carefully

the creepy dolls - the skunk - the dog type thing

acid trip type stuff from an ultra conservative american artist