and god took one of adam's ribs...

brothers and sisters

if god were truly rightous she would've taken adam's rib

slathered it in some high test custom built

500 mile an hour super savory BBQ sauce

and eaten it

or

maybe made herself an entire pig out of it

and done it up right

just the same

thank god for Ribfest for me when you're talking to her

...

what's a goodtime if you can't share with your BFF

pulled pork - sounds obscene - tastes real good

...

and speaking of sounds obscene

i love that ribfest has live music

but do they not audition the bands they allow on stage

this is the "official rock band of the durham regional police"

singing cops

they brought tamborines and drums for kids to jam on which is great

but

these boys need to go undercover...way undercover

you'll NEVER hear me say we need more cops on the street

but if it'll keep these guys off the stage then i'm all for it

sadly

we had to sit through several covers

of great songs by some of our favorite bands

each of which

these meanhearted pigs

brutalized, raped and left steaming before us

like a warm turd on a cold day

there ought to be a law