lunes, marzo 30, 2009

humerus humor

domingo, marzo 29, 2009

bowmanville hospital rally - the faces of dissent

despite the rain
people came
as part of a local service restructuring manifesto
brought down by the Central East LHIN
and largely driven by the fiscally obtund
Lakeridge Health Corp.
-
mark my words friends
bad things - very bad things
the elderly know - they can feel it in their bones - like wet weather

why else would so many of them be out in the rain on a sunday

"i'm gald you came out" buddy says

"why the hell wouldn't i come out" buddy's buddy says

"they can't do this!!!"

so things got wound up rain or no

this local girl absolutely spanked the national anthem

it was a beautiful thing

until she forgot where she was at - just long enough to notice

after nailing a brilliantly soulful hillbilly burst on strong and free

i'm thinking we'll see her on canadian idol if we haven't already

then

the handsome and gallant leader of the revolucion

dr tony stone

told the masses that the ER closing is allegedly groundless hysteria

but he cautioned vigilance outlining that bowmanville memorial hospital is likely to lose many of the other services that support the ER rendering our local emerg to little more than a treat and transfer urgent-care-ish sort of deal

but the doors won't close

or will they

other speakers cautioned us to not trust the short sighted corporate swine puppets driving the decision making bus towards centralizing health care services

our healthcare system is suffering a malingering and chronic inefficiency ever since the harris government hacked it to bits and all but left it for dead

someone wants us to believe that pushing more specialized cases to over burdened centralized service providers will make things better - jimmy says that plan smells like more waiting, less service, and a systemic hemorrhaging of money away from our community

we learned our doctors and nurses think this is bad

so people signed the ontario health coalition's petition

young and old

and old

everyone signed the petition

so now community activists have the power of numbers to plan their next step

-

community activists

curiously enough

like my former public school principal

Mr John Reid (below right)

who

in his role as educator and disciplinarian

attempted to put the fear in me many times

trying to keep me in line with the the others

conditioning me to sit down and shut up

learning me

to be a good sheeple

like those who stayed home maybe

benign entities waiting to complain

once it's too late

-

the word for the day class is dissent

viernes, marzo 27, 2009

bad math - unsustainable oil economy

the american dream
uses 25% of the entire world's produced oil
to sustain itself anually
the united states of america
represents only a little over 4%
of the world's population
-
there is no way
like the american way kids
-
it runs on oil
it's not negotiable
they call it freedom
and
it has enslaved us all
-
change is a bitch

martes, marzo 24, 2009

fiends and enemas

in the scheme of grand things
a bush in the hand
is worth two in the bird
and
good things wait
for those who come
but
you shouldn't hear
everything you believe
because the fan is going to hit the shit
when the i's are crossed
and the t's are dotted
-
and it stands to reason
after everything
is done
and said
with fiends like us
who needs enemas

domingo, marzo 22, 2009

listen up you gay folk

yeah you
the rainbow flag waving
same sex craving
gay pride parading futher muckers

for the very low indtroductory price of $69.99

i'll hook you up with your very own rainbow

in your very own house

one size fits all - don't matter how gay you are

breeders don't miss out

kids love our rainbows too!!!

order now

and we'll throw in the pot of gold

viernes, marzo 20, 2009

purple woods - maple festival

mananada and rob
invited us out to a maple festival
i thought it was bowmanville's downtown maplefest thing
so pleasantly surprised was i
to find that purplewoods was the plan
with the horses and the sap
and the pancakes
and of course
the maple syrup
light and dark - yummy and yummy
and yummy
then
a little bit of a hike
hoping to feed some birds
a spinning wheel spinnin round
and an opportunity to make and eat your own hand churned butter

thanks mananada

jueves, marzo 19, 2009

lusting for love

wood fairies
dance like pagan pigs
drooling on one another
while kissing slugs
on the lips
like manic whores
lusting
for
love

miércoles, marzo 18, 2009

if you know me at all

you already know how much i love this picture

martes, marzo 17, 2009

simply delicious

domingo, marzo 15, 2009

life

a matter of moments
that matter
experiences
experienced
lessons learned
precious
fragile
unpredictable
unforgiving
and
temporary
...
life is now
or else
because
tomorrow
is nothing more
than an insincere promise

sábado, marzo 14, 2009

waiting for a train

martes, marzo 10, 2009

how to make cupcakes

you'll need a photographerone cheesy ham cup of water
determination
some paper cup thingys
and of course

SPRINKLES!!!

sábado, marzo 07, 2009

waiting for a train


viernes, marzo 06, 2009

pucker up bubba

a man
wearing nothing but a cape
dances
upon a moon beam
shit oozes from his mouth
as he tries to scream
and reality gazes at him in wonder
like a lost child
watching his parents drown
-
there will be no tomorrow like today
-
aurora borealis
never smelled like this
burning hair and cellophane
in a world without words
it all means something
and it all means nothing
because
in the end
everyone's arsehole
puckers

miércoles, marzo 04, 2009

happy birthday buddy bear

nephew andoo
is four now
for now

martes, marzo 03, 2009

twisted

tryst of thought
twist of thought
thoughts tested and twisted
you can only get
so far
with a mind tethered to reality
permissive progressive regressive degeneration of mind over matter
until matter doesn't mind
and the mind doesn't matter
more or less
because less is more
and random thought
is an insolent whore
who smells
a little froggy
when thinking
gets tweaked
and foggy
no mind no matter
and matter won't mind
when reality is
tested and twisted
trysted and tested
until
mind
over
matter
just
is

domingo, marzo 01, 2009

waiting for a train

today's sound track while the track was soundless