circus circus

we got the ringside seats

so close you could feel the elephants breathing

which made me a little nervous

i had my gonads manipulated by an elepephant once

i didn't exactly hate it

but i'm not looking forward to the next time either

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andrew and emily loved the show

and were so cute together

the show was electrifying and fun

and sometimes shocking

there were these two little kids that they twirled round and round on a pole - so fast - if one of them had've fallen off they would have flown from whitby to bowmanville

and there was the little gurl they threw up in the air with their feet - everytime she landed

she looked relieved and just as surprised as we were

andrew could hardly watch

animal rights organizations are all over circus'

making sure the animals are treated safely and humanely

but

i'm not sure who's looking out for these bastard gypsy kids

the circus uses as props to get the really big oooooze and awwwwze

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i think i heard the ringmaster say they're columbian street kids

and the circus is some kind of work program funded by shriners and the united states drug enforcement agency

to keep orphaned children from becoming

dope smugglers and prostitutes

or maybe he said
"ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages welcome to the greatest show on earth"
whatever