freak zoo

somebody painted the beautiful white bowmanville horses all stripe-ity

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you know how on tv bloopers there's always that poor bastard that gets his nuts fondled by the elephant...i was that poor bastard for this sad eyed lusty pachyderm

it's quite an experience - the crowd loved it

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freak humour - they call this beast "side-step sally" - me thinks home is too close to the nuke plant - that is a fully developed leg growing out of her back

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this goat speaks three different languages and can read your thoughts

- no really i'm serious -

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and finally the most bizarre, freaky, fearsome beast of all...

watch your fingers kids

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