primitive designs and another thing

i've seen a lot of things this summer

it's just one thing after another

and here's another

i've been dreaming about getting a motorcycle

primitive designs has this kewl life size wooden replica of a harley

for the same price as a 1978 oil leaking suzuki 750 gt

i think i'd rather ride the wooden harley

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i love when diana gets that kittykat look in her eye

almost as much as i love the reasons she gets that look

if you ever see that girl in the painting

please

get her number for us

below is the "snapper bench"
and no...that is not a crotch shot on the snapper bench
as clever and sexy as that might be
it's a skort

polynesian pork and pina colada

the primitive designs experience

left us feeling a little exotic
we bought coconut fru fru drink things
diana drink master hooked us up

with delicious pina coladas
and i bluffed my way through a delicious

peanut soya ginger pineapple frenzy

we call polynesian pork

mmmmmmmmmmmmm
then we had desert - a few times
with unquenchable lust in our hearts
ask me for the recipe

random visits

i'll let you touch my naughty bits

if you can guess whose super cool back porch

we're chillin' on

here's a hint

they say i'm cute...for a boy

and

oddly enough

you've seen their garden elf featured on this blog before

click on the pic for the answer

thanks for the laughs - great place - love you guys

jimmy is on VACATION

and

doin' it doggie style

circus circus

we got the ringside seats

so close you could feel the elephants breathing

which made me a little nervous

i had my gonads manipulated by an elepephant once

i didn't exactly hate it

but i'm not looking forward to the next time either

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andrew and emily loved the show

and were so cute together

the show was electrifying and fun

and sometimes shocking

there were these two little kids that they twirled round and round on a pole - so fast - if one of them had've fallen off they would have flown from whitby to bowmanville

and there was the little gurl they threw up in the air with their feet - everytime she landed

she looked relieved and just as surprised as we were

andrew could hardly watch

animal rights organizations are all over circus'

making sure the animals are treated safely and humanely

but

i'm not sure who's looking out for these bastard gypsy kids

the circus uses as props to get the really big oooooze and awwwwze

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i think i heard the ringmaster say they're columbian street kids

and the circus is some kind of work program funded by shriners and the united states drug enforcement agency

to keep orphaned children from becoming

dope smugglers and prostitutes

or maybe he said
"ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages welcome to the greatest show on earth"
whatever

what's important to you

fifty years from now

the only thing that will matter

is that i was important in the learning laughter

and life of a child

kids like wet part 2 - nephew andrew

this is a new feature to blogger

movies

this might not be a smart thing to do

but it is funny

hell may come

and i do love her so

monkeying around in peterbourough

just a random road trip type thing

diana didn't get to do the lift-lock trip in public school

so that was reason enough

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we went treasure hunting at "value pillage"

you never know what you'll find

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we puttered around - played some minigolf - and had our asses handed to us by the diana even though she's crippled up due to injury - she's practicing for the annual golf day with our coworkers - getting her pretty little game face on and everything

breanna did some rock climbing - right to the top twice - very impressive

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ooo

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EEEEEEK!!!

i don't know what diana was hoping to find

in the arsehole of that monkey she bought

but

i like that she likes monkeys

it's my sign on the chineese zodiac

and sweet jimmy says

a little ass play never hurts

unless you want it to

WEAR ME LIKE A PUPPET GODAMMIT - HARDER

haha sorry - flash back

- we ate at the spagetti house - which we won't do again

too slow - poor value for money - creepy waiter

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but

overall

it was a cake kinda day

with beautiful sunset icing to top it off

goddamn she's beautiful

the goddess diana

getting my phreak on

kids like wet

almost as much as sweet jimmy likes WET

but that truly is another story

for another time

my nephew didn't stop running in circles and yelling like a happy banshee the entire time

ummm...ewww?

if you like this check this one out too

sweet jimmy's first baby shower

baby shower...goddamn...it was raining babies

i brought a gift and desert

i didn't know you bring actual babies

i brought my baby but she's all grown up

had i known i coulda figured something outand it seems if you don't bring a baby

you're brewing one

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so what the hell is sweet jimmy swinghammer doing at a baby shower?

isn't the timeless baby shower one of those

sacred bastions of the feminine domain?

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the times they are a changin'

let me tell you a story

rhonda and sue - breeders

breeding used to be the sacred bastion of heterosexuals

but not any more

these are liberating and exciting times we live in

despite the spelling error the bib says it all

my rhonda and sue are as gay as the sky is blue

they're a little queer too

but that's really another story for another time

individually they are incredible people

compassionate, sensitive, intelligent, funny, positive people

together they're incedibler

they love each other

i mean really love each other

it's a passionate and beautiful thing

i look forward to watchng them grow as moms

i don't know two people more deserving

or two people who have more to offer a child

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and now

with the mountain of gifts that arrive at a baby shower

they have that much more to offer