for cheryl

who knew?

we saw this on tv - hilarious

hippos do this thing with their tail when they shit - the video footage was priceless - feces flying everywhere

hippos aren't so cute anymore - four legged fat assed fecal freaks

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i'm ok?

i took a quiz called "What's Wrong With You"

my results confirm what i've always suspected...quackery is everywhere:

"There is nothing wrong with you. You seem to be a nice person. You are perfectly normal to say the least. Good luck in life."

21% of people had this result.

yet another quiz said:

You Are 40% Normal(Somewhat Normal)

"While some of your behavior is quite normal...Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on"

sweet jimmy swinghammer says:

whatever...there's definitely something wrong with me

believe nothing - we're all just monkeys - it all changes with the next banana

sweet jim
xxx

beautiful words brought to you by sweet jimmy

" if they want cheap sentiment...i'll pump them so full of sap they'll be blowing their noses with pancakes "

- lisa simpson

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sweet jimmy swinghammer

no shortage of stupid when it comes to cops and banks

MEET the 81-year-old man police believed was a dangerous bank robber.

Mr Hainsworth, a former economics teacher, objects to the fees banks charge.

The Gold Coast man responded to an article from a local media source named The Bulletin.

Mr Hainsworth wrote that he wanted to rob a bank before he died "because they have always robbed me".

Three days later police were at his door.

sweet jimmy swinghammer says:

there's your freedom of speech (freedom of expression in canada) mr hainsworth...huddled quietly behind the fear of your freedom to be investigated scrutinized singled out and ultimately cavity searched if you don't cooperate

shivering in the dark like a beaten spouse - answer their questions and pray nobody is in a bad mood - just do as they say - answer the questions

dammit old man - rob the bastards anyway
they don't deserve your answers...

it's not just a reason to puke up green beer

saint patrick - once upon a time the irish were cool - then patrick brought them christianity - and the worst brand of it...catholicism or else man - rotten luck for the irish - it's no wonder st patrick's day celebrations have been ritualized to little more than an excuse to invoke a drunken stupor - a collective drowning of sorrows if you will - pity and piety for the irish

http://www.americancatholic.org/Messenger/Mar1997/feature1.asp

the ultimate separated at birth

click on image for larger virgin...errr... version

sweet jimmy xxx

like a warm cup of pumpkin pie...

50 king street east
bowmanville
905 623 3436


sweetjimmyswinghammer says:

get yourself a chai tea latte...oh yes
like a nice warm cup of pumpkin pie
smooth and spiced up just right

if you've never had one...get one...if you haven't had one lately...get one...don't make me come over there

the coffee shop - always good service - always good product

www.espressolegato.com

they're pimping the bohemian coffee shop culture to a town that hasn't grown into it yet but the "i wanna prove i'm aware and out of step with the mainstream" kids are digging it - promote caffeine dependence to the young with a side order of pseudo-hip-wannabe folksy music style and you have a customer forever (read addict)

it's definitely more charming than lining up at all times of the day behind a dozen caffeine starved fools at the drive-thru waiting to get jacked up on tim hortons extra large triple triple crack laced coffee

whatever...

get a freakin' chai tea latte already

you can always count on sweet jimmy swinghammer

to tell you where to go

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sweetjimmyswinghammer says:

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PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH

28 King Avenue, Newcastle, ON L1B 1H6 Tel: 905-987-1961

sweet jimmy swinghammer says:

food: four stars
ambiance: three stars
service: two and three quarter stars
value: four stars

comments:

it's quaint, it's country-esque small town. i had the peameal cooked in beer and maple syrup. i fell in love. God-damn God-damn that was good pig, tender-n-sweet just how jimmy likes his pink meat - a religious experience - generous portion with side of squash, steamed green beans, roast potatoes and a home made tea biscuit. STEAMERS is licensed but i chose an olde fashioned float to give my poor liver a break - stewarts key lime soda with vanilla ice cream...good like good should be - got my ass kicked at snakes and ladders...STEAMERS has a number of different old school games built right into the table tops, just ask and they'll bring you the dice and playing pieces - all in all...i really like this place

suggestions:

keep the old-timey country music, let some rosemary dance with those garlic roasted potatoes for an orgy of yum, service staff need a side order of personality

interesting facts:

when i was in highschool this place was called the GREENLEAF and they used to sell beer out the back door to minors...now they sell ice cream out the side window in the summer - we call it the "crack window" cause you see people lined up there all the time like dope fiends waiting to get a hit of kawartha ice

check back now and then for more dining reviews

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sweetjimmyswinghammer says:

no doubt about it folks there's funny business afoot...and some of it isn't very funny at all.

i can smell it...it smells me

sure as shit i stepped in some and can't get it off my shoe...so i'm going to track it all over everywhere i go...

now that you're here... be careful you don't get any on you

i'm your low rent rotten rat bastard son of a bitch...buy the ticket take the godamn ride my friends...come back now and then...let's see if this crippled mind of mine can still dance...

yours always sweet jimmy swinghammer xxx