pills

a pill a pill

a pill for the problem

a pill for prevention

a pill for a cure

and a pill

for the side effects

from all the other pills

a million pills

and a billion dollars

buys another commercial

because when there's something wrong

you'll need a pill

not just any pill

that pill from the tv

just ask your doctor

do not attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery

may cause incontinence

euphoria

epistaxis

emotional instability

and thoughts of suicide

if you're not the lead dog

the view

is always the same

old guys rule tshirt

i wouldn't wear it even if it is true

but

diana diana diana the beautiful diana

says she'd wear it

and that's hot

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the way "old" is feeling these days

after dog sledding and snowshoeing and lower quebec upper quebec

seemed like everywhere we went in quebec it was uphill

i'd wear something more like this

quebec carnival

i am

i

am

the lowest common denominator

a pleasant surprise

and a bitter disappointment

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i

am

accidentally erudite

intentionally rude

and

not living up to my potential

for some very interesting reasons

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i

am

steadfast and erratic

haphazardly relevant

reliable

repugnant

reviled ridiculous

and revered

---

i

am

unforgiven unrepentant

willing and able

karma's dirty uncle

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i

am

sweet jimmy swinghammer

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show me where the monkey kissed you

quebec - north america's only ice hotel

ice hotel

otel duh glass

looks like a snow bank from the outside

quite unimpressive

but inside...

inside

is a little bit

wow

mon bon homie felix

how you say? smood wit da ladies

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rip - hunter s thompson

“In a closed society where everybody's guilty,

the only crime is getting caught.

In a world of thieves,

the only final sin

is stupidity.”

hunter s thompson

urban culture - quebec city

10 000 words i don't have to write about Quebec

caribou stew at new france

click the picture below

to see what this dude thought he wanted to talk to me about

i talked to him about maple syrup

quebecophone type fun - tourist culture

this

is a dude wearing a fox dans la tete

warm i'm sure

but

with the legs and the little fox face on the front

kinda creepy

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this

is the hotel chateau laurier

and below

is the toboggan run at the base of the chateau laurier

looking up from downand

looking down from upit's freaky fast and fun

in any language