i am

i

am

the lowest common denominator

a pleasant surprise

and a bitter disappointment

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i

am

accidentally erudite

intentionally rude

and

not living up to my potential

for some very interesting reasons

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i

am

steadfast and erratic

haphazardly relevant

reliable

repugnant

reviled ridiculous

and revered

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i

am

unforgiven unrepentant

willing and able

karma's dirty uncle

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i

am

sweet jimmy swinghammer

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show me where the monkey kissed you