"jesticle"

if you found a scrotal support belt

would you put it on

and then if you did

would you pose for a picture

well if you're my coworker jessyca the answer is yes and yes

jesticle and her nut sack

another 420 moment...

make no mistake...and i'm here to make sure you don't

fill yer head with Ashley MacIsaac's version of Devil in the Kitchen

if fiddles sound like squealing cats to you
then don't
unless you like squealing cats - hey give it a whirl
but
if you like it fast and hard baybee
and stylin' a little bit different

Devil in the Kitchen is your 420 moment

hello, have a nice day

little miss screwjack

kittens are cute

cats are proud and aloof

the beast inbetween kitten and cat is completely freaking unstable

little miss screwjack

port hope's best kept secret nirvana

sweet jimmy swinghammer says:

i've been shopping here for a couple of years now

the blow gun, assorted masks, bomba bell, that tickle your ass with a feather thing, slide whistles for the kids, drums, fertility figures, tribal art, incense, candle holders, hanging monkey's

just some of the treasures i've brought home

it's addictive

talk to the staff they're funny friendly insightful and helpful

the music is always playing

and the prices unbelievable

if you don't go

you're a bigger fool than i thought you were

in the foreground is a love seat made of all things beef

horns and hide are assembled to make this

"cowch"

rainy daze

I like when it rains

And my skin gets in the way

Like tiny kisses

Here and here and here

Drying up the sun

Watering me

God's forgotten flower

wonderland

blunderland funderland

WONDERLAND

bre went on the standup rollercoaster for the first time

and then wanted to go again and again

wouldn't be a day at wonderland without sharing a funnel cake

bre had stories of all the good times we had with ray and beth over the years at wonderland and we missed them this time...me especially... i had to ride all the rides like the puke hammer and the claw thingy which i normally skip letting the kids go without me

not this year though - i didn't want to go on them but it was fun - really

the stunt spectacular and the dive show were both great

italian job x2, top gun x2, tomb raider, skyrider x2, vortex, white water canyon, silver streak, the pirate ship, psyclone, the claw

i can't remember them all

we watched that chick step in a gross container of white goop, that kid with the 5 foot long straw, the guy with the dime and his buddy, the ground hog under skyrider, the best pee ever, then another one, then another one

4:20 at the giant flower clock

so i sat in the shade

and joked a smoint

happy 420

Camping at Niagara

we were camped on the edge of vineland surrounded by wineries and groves of pears nectarines and ripe peaches...15 mins from the falls, a one acre swimming pool, and great privacy.

then on wednesday night - coyotes - two different packs - whoopin' and chasing god knows what getting louder and more frenzied and close enough to raise goose bumps - i haven't heard anything like it since that time...an experience not to be forgotten

ask me about bees in fire wood - they get real mad when you try to chop up they home and put it in the fire - danger HIGH - no injury

cirque seeking niagara nomades

Cirque Avia was absolutely incredible

better than Drakon & Nomade

botanical gardens and butterfly conservatories

so many black eyed suzies

whispering in the language of so many dreams

swayed with the caress of a gentle summer breeze

and reminded me

that the best of times

are the moments we have now

and broken roads lead to happy places

if we let them

until next time...

happy birthday

sara...

take a ride on the "short bus"

drive-in movies

algonquin park

bikes in the city

elora gorge

rockwood

the short bus rolls again

next stop

camping at niagara falls

and cirque avaia

simple math - a 420 moment

i am born year of the MONKEY (earth monkey)

the letter M - as in MARK (meaning warrior) - is the 13th letter of the alphabet

my house number is 13

the number of the beast 666 is outlined in chapter 13 revelations

13 divides evenly into 999 999 which is 666 666 upside down

the universe is estmiated to be 13 million years old

13 people at the last supper

13 members in a wiccan coven

october 13th great warriors the knights templar were slaughtered en masse

13 is scarred on my flesh along with thirteen stars

i was born on the 6th month 9th day - 69

at 420 AM

under a full moon ruled by mars the warrior planet

simple math

-put that in your pipe-

this has been a 420 moment

Sargent Family Rebellion

when the truth is found to be lies

"and all the joy within you dies"

Today’s happiness is tomorrow’s treason
Today’s excuse becomes tomorrow’s reason

From time to time
And time again

Fear and Loathing in Elora

we can't stop here...this is bat country - HST

the ELORA GORGE was especially beautiful this year

floating our asses through the rapids the air was warm and the sun relentless

yard sales, downtown, waterfalls, caves, the mill ruins, mountain biking, the wooden tree man in fergus, campfires, riding on the swing alone beneath the full moon, reading in the hammock, breanna buy and sell, the drive -in (taledega nights - DON'T GO), getting lost, and getting my ass quicked over and over at crazy eights

then there was the bat attack

adventures in elora

wildflowers

walking through the forests and meadows of his past

a man smiles and tears fall

he carefully selects the wildflowers of his fondest memories

beneath grey skies of circumstance

and the blinding rain of circumspect

a man smiles

and tears fall