parade daze

cindy-lou who with the grinch

and his cute dog too

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i love the shriners - these guys know how to party - their reputation for choas at conventions in hotels all across north america was legendary throughout the 70's and 80's - some places wouldn't host shriners conventions after some of the shit these guys pulled - they've cleaned up their puplic image some but these minibike riding fez wearing civic minded clubbers are still putting their freak on - this is their pirate ship and what you can't hear is the canon - a real goddamn shake the earth beneath your feet what the fuck was that scare the shit out of everyone canon type thing - oh yeah baybee

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there's always an elephant - at every community event - it's different between us - me and the elephants - since having my nuts fondled by a rogue pervert pachyderm at the zoo - i'm a little uneasy - and unnaturally aroused - is it just me or is this elephant pretty?

santa's yummy helpers

i like the way that blonde elf is looking at me - i know what i want for christmas now - you'll find me on your naughty list baybee

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and if it's just the same - i'd rather not talk about how the elf below is looking at me - he's the yummy pleasures elf - pimping hot chocolate and short bread - yummy pleasures is a decadent desert house - and fully gay - can you tell...

float number 80 - santa claus

santa's sleigh was alittle bit low rent - but his horses are damn beautiful

christmas trivia: what is the name of the horse in the song jingle bells?