ummm ewww yuck gross dirty

ok

so some people

want to know

what's up with the tasteless stuff

herpes

ugly moobs with ingrown hairs

-

they say it's beneath me

-

ok

no one
really said that

-

breanna says

it'll make people not want to come to my blog

and i say

good

those are the people

we don't want here anyway

-

people with a fragile sort of sensibility
vulnerable dispositions
and an unyeildingly impractical sense

of how things are

and should be

-

people who measure the world in over-arching definitions

of

right and wrong

black and white

this and that

-

phuck 'em all i say

i'll take this over that any day

and that over this

whenever it's available

-

it's a free country

still

sort of

and

we have a charter of rights and freedoms that covers this stuff

-

my understanding is...

those people

have the right

to come by - be offended

and

spend their time somewhere else

-

but

really

what i truly find interesting

is this...

-

i have

a cyber-tracker-thingy

and when you visit my blog

i know

who you logged in with

the gps coordinates where you logged on from
what site you came from

where you went

what you were looking for

what you looked at

for how long

and

so it goes

-

this is the footprint

we all leave in cyberspace

everytime we click in someone else's space

-

and what i'm seeing

is that

a lot of people

from

north america to iran

and

australia to russia

are sitting in front of google and google images

typing the words

ummmm

and

ewwwww

followed closely by

yuck gross

and

dirty

-

of all the words on this blog

be they clever, offensive, enlightened, ignorant, crass or suggestive

ummm ewwww yuck gross and dirty

are still the main attraction

-

once people get here

they poke around a little

not much

but

a little bit...sometimes

-

and other sometimeses

after a single hit

from somwhere unique

you see a sudden surge in traffic

from that far away place

like maybe istanbul

and

i imagine

that maybe

it's not the herpes or the moobs or the mog

making it's way around their offices from contact to contact

-

instead

maybe it's something i wrote

or a picture i took

-

and for as long as i allow myself this indulgence of grandeur

it's neat to think

that with a simple ummm ewww yuck gross or dirty

my sense and nonsense

can travel

near and far

-

so

from time to time fiends and enemas

to satiate sweet jimmy's insecure

ego maniacal self-serving attention seeking psycho-dynamic

i will be posting

unusual

tasteless

and generally questionable

bits of

this and...

of course

that.