sand in your vagina, teeter-totters, and genetic predispositions

a picture is worth a thousand words

but sometimes a little context is helpful

jewel gurl just went to the couburg beach last week

and she was so enthused with the experience

that she is sure to tell you about it

and this photo

would obviously depict

jewelgturl telling the lovely diana

about getting sand in her vagina

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truth is stranger than fiction they say

and in this case

the truth is maybe somewhat more interesting

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swinghammer readers from a year ago may remember

we took alley and brooke to the drive-in last summer

where alley plumeted to the ground and onto her head

while perched upon a teeter-totter

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so yesterday

as the facts and evidence will show

we identified

a genetic predisposition

to gravity induced

teeter-totter incidents

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jewelgurl hopped on

i causually pressed down the opposite seat

lifting her gracefully into the air

or so i thought

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the strange noise

from the other end of the teeter-totter

alerted me to the fact

that jewelgurl

was engaged in a strange mid-air

Peer-o-wet of sorts

with the totter clenched between her thighs

sitting board straight

on about a 15 degree angle and gaining

slowly

but gaining nonetheless

in a way that suggested

this was the point of no return - there's no stopping now

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despite my best effort to lower her to the ground

as gracefully as she went up

her ass was well out of the seat and on the ground

before i could do much at all

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and

despite the critical incident debriefing

actually depicted in the picture

we're not really sure how it happened

or

why it seemed to happen in slow motion

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genetic prediposition

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my advice alley and jewelgurl

stay away from teeter-totters