Happy 16th birthday Meg - too bad no one loves you enough to throw you a party - because this one's all about me biatch

a dreadful cast of "scurvy fun" pirates

conspired to throw jimmy a party

got a great deal on the cake

at "meg's " expense

because somedbody

forgot to pick up her cake

which is a little "forked-up" if you ask me

but

if you want to talk about it

sweet sixteen meg

give me a call

1 900 spank-me

uncle swinghammer will make it feel all better

it's what i do baybee

but really

i gotta say kids

and you know who you are

i respect each

and every one of you

god bless ya

and

so you know

if god won't bless you...

don't sweat it

cause jimmy loves you
and jimmy's got connections

lot's of connections

love connnections

sweet sweet connections

oh yeah baybee

happy birthday to me

hahahahahahahahahahahhhhahhahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!