ewwww - look away now - it's not too late

first of all

there is a terrible case of herpes

waiting on the toilet seat of any moron

that suggests this a picture of me

y'all know better
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this picture

is one of the fine results you get

when you type "ewwww"

and do a google image search

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i'd say "ewwww"

might be something of an understatement

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before the internet

most of us would have lived our entire lives
without ever seeing anything like this

thanks for the mammories

this one will haunt me forever.