what would jesus drive?

it amazes me what some people take seriously
like jesus as a means to pimp eco friendly transportation - god damn - smell that? that is the pungent aroma of fermented futility my friends - the noise of zealots...drunk on zeal..ripped to the teats on misplaced idealism - oh lord there's a lot of shit flying around these days...please don't let it get on me

http://whatwouldjesusdrive.org/

jesus drove the money changers out of the temple - but that's not what they're getting at here - silly bastards - jesus couldn't drive - he was an uncontrolled epileptic - he'd have to be driven everywhere - maybe in peter's vanity plated tricked out tinted up hummer, or in mathew's sensible echo, or maybe judas' 4x4 ford pick up

but only when he wasn't whorin' around with mary in the shaggin' wagon - go jesus go - go go go