world cup soccer

the fix is in folks
sweet jimmy's got the word

serious underdogs the tiny african country of TOGO will win the world cup of soccer

call your bookies
double up - cover your losses

voodoo has come to the game and you don't mess with that my friends

nothing sticks to you like voodoo
except maybe herpes which gets on you and doesn't come off

but then

there's no stopping some meanhearted voodoo priest with a cell phone, too much debt, and a bad bet on an underdog country from laying down some kinda filthy hex and throwing a nasty dose of herpes at an opposing team and anyone else who messes with TOGO's juju

there's a lot of credible news outlets reporting on this voodoo priest

google "Togbui Assiogbo Gnagblondjro"

he's in germany now (history of germany's colonization of TOGO)

chanting and stick shaking and putting his funk on outside the venue

soccer fans are worried

a german company is marketing it's own voodoo doll

you pin the flag of the country you want cursed on it

DO NOT BE FOOLED

this is amateur shit boys and girls

who do that voodoo? not the germans

take my advice - don't mess with the real deal

get with the TOGO voodoo priest and don't fuck around

GO SPARROWHAWKS

disclaimer: if the voodoo do not work this team doesn't stand a freakin chance