mock me if you will

i want to breed miniature monkey's
not those "monkey-like" monkey's -------->

i'm talking the real thing
chimpanzees maybe orangutans
selective cross breeding a little gene manipulation

until we have a monkey the size of a guinea pig

we'll sell them in little cages at the flea market
feed them tiny bananas

shave them...oh yes sweetpants...we'll shave the little bastards i tell you...and dress them up...and build them little houses that match our own...we'll teach them to dance...and watch them fornicate...

i've shared this idea with a few people...and honestly...based on the response so far...this will likely be the last time i mention it publicly

visionaries before me have been mocked by those who thought they knew better...Jesus, Copernicus, Darwin, Hoffa

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