the plot thickens - the fix is in - the jig is up: hacienda andalucia and esperanza

hacienda andalucia

two nights per week

they put on an extravagant equine show/mexican fiesta

called

hacienda nights

we went during the day for trail riding instead
and had the place to ourselves

we rode through inland trails

and the abandoned streets of old cancun

where people lived back in the day

when the coastal areas were unsafe

because of pirates

after a decent ride our guide - "cowboy" - formerly a sinaloan drug cartel marijuana grower - signaled to a camera and took us through a huge security gate into the fortified sanctuary of hacienda la esperanza

jimmy says: oddly enough it doesn't matter where you go in this world my fiends - there's always some guy named "cowboy" who will offer in his cryptic way to get you "anything" you'd like gotten

historically a refuge for those on the run looking to start a new life

eperanza means hope

it smelled like money to me

and resembled something of a narco-estate

cowboy denied this

but then

i expected him to - he's sinaloan

and

people with the big mouth don't live long in sinaloathe horse a pictured above is worth more than a quarter of a million dollars and was previously owned by the king of spain

it is one of only two horses this distinct and valuable in all of mexico - and get this - his bloodline is so ancient, pure and exclusive that there is a micro-chip implanted on his nuts for security purposes

with a special scanner they can tell if he's been whacked off by some pervert looking to make a million bucks selling stallion goo on the black market
-

they start putting this kinda technology to use in people

it would put an end to men fucking around on their wives

more than just horses - epseranza is both interesting and beautiful

with an aviary of exotic birds, a couple of monkeys (do not make kissy face noises at them - in their natural habitat this is threatening behavior - they will hiss and show you their teeth)