breanna spied a spider monkey in mexico

she's had no trouble from them

yet.

but having only ever seen them in cagesi think

it would be strange

maybe even worrisome

to be watched and beset by mischievous free range primates

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i don't want to have to kick any monkey ass

or bite one of the hairy bastards

but

we're going to be in mexico soon

on the mayan riviera

where monkeys run free

and

i'll not tolerate

any indiscriminate monkey-type foolishness

there'll be none of that masturbing in front of the kids

or throwing feces

be warned boys

the alpha monkey is coming to town

behave