passports please

i think she looks like a russian spy

pookie svetlana or something

eyes of a killer

we're gonna get raped at cuban immigration for sure

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the three finger hello

cavity searches

violated

even before we even get to the bar

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go to your happy place

breathe deep

bear down

and

shit

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that's right

it's high fiber for me

all week before i go

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prepare to dig in muck officer

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cause

i'm gonna

poop in your hand