the epic saga of pudge

if you see the gurl on the right

her name is michelle

ask her to tell you the "pudge" story

you see pudge is a dude

a big dude like the name implies

and for reasons i'd rather not indulge

this gurl and a friend

found themselves laying down some payback on pudge when he was passed out

her job was to physically spread his ass cheeks

so her accomplice

could pour hot sauce on pudge's poop hoop

so...

she gets a handfull of ass in each hand

gingerly pulls them apart

"he musta had one waiting in there" she says

cause when she pulled apart his ass cheeks

a fart fell out

omg!!!

i thought i was gonna piss i laughed so hard

and as if that's not enough

the story goes on

pudge got the burning ring of fire but there's so much more to it

make her tell you...

ask her what pudge does when he shits his pants

which he does way more often than you or i

weird guy this pudge