the casa de swinghammer pancake fiasco

it all started innocently enough

with pretty girls and daquari's

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we were drinking and smoking and talking about jesus

like we often do

when for some reason one of the gurls says "can we make toast"

and then jesus

who clearly had a contact high going on from all the smoke says:

"hey let's make pancakes with chocolate chips"

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so we did - well diana and trish did

michelle and i laughed mostly

you see...

it was all sorta straight up pancake making until diana poured all the batter on the grill to make one huge-normous pancake

who does that? i said - you're insane! i said

that's fucked it'll never work! i said

suddenly jesus says:

"goddamn jimmy i think they're gonna do it"

and they did!!!

it took two flippers four hands and spatula type thingy

but finally when all was said and done

di and trish managed to make the biggest friggin' pancake i ever saw

so

we christened the bastard with 100% real maple syrup

and ate like fiends

until there was no more pancake

it was dodgam fabulous man!!!

thank you jesus.