christmas at primitive designs

20% off the lowest ticketed price on everything

primitive designs - a multi-faith place of worship

putting the christ in

"jesus christ i have to get this goddamn christmas shopping done"

hindu's, buddah and muslims in the house too

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or

maybe you prefer to worship the blessed sanctity of man-boy love

i think this 35 foot wood carving should be on your wish list

don't just look at it - look at it carefully - ewwwww

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see no evil - hear no evil - and keep your fuckin' mouth shut - cause i know where you live

don't just sit there - go to primitive designs - get me something funky dammit