cuba chris ur in trbl - i cn hlp

so this guy tells us

he's picking the weird fuckers up

and squeezing 'em till they pop‏

From:
rotten rat bastard (futher.mucker@hotmail.com)
Sent:
Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:59:15 PM
To:
chrsr@hotmail.com

you are the scourge of jellyfish everywhere

i've heard that the "society for the dignity of dead invertebrates"

has you on their list of motherfuckers that need to be dealt with

i want you know amigo

i got your back on this one

you've been through a lot lately

and while i believe

that picking up dead bloated jellyfish

and squeezing the bastards until they pop

is not something any normal person would do

ur life

hasn't exactly been normal for some time

those jellyfish society whores will have to understand this

we may have to make them understand

we'll have to strike first

strike hard

and forgive ourselves for what needs to be done

we'll get through this buddy

don't you worry - leave that to me

it's just one thing after another isn't it

listen

i'm not gonna get all soft

and say i miss you

but there are many stories that didn't get told

and many more societies to offend

with impulsive libertine behavior

let's go downtown

act drunk

and carve the nuts off the fuckers that pick us up

ho ho

i'm having a good time just thinking about it

your relentless fiend

jim swinghammer