the hot tub gets an ass shelf

i must have mentioned the ass shelf to my parents

because

for my birthday present this year

dad bought the wood and came over to help me build it

butt i'm thinking

i must not have mentioned

the lurid and indecent sex-acts an ass shelf

is intended to facilitate

if i had

i'm sure i would have gotten a gift card instead

-

before photos

and after

thanks dad - don't tell mom